Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.
– Thomas Jefferson To hear the cops tell it, they’re the “thin blue line” that stands between civilization and a species of chaos resembling in the midst of an immense drunken free-for-all in Somalia.
Men have been making it a point to stop and admire women they happen to see when they’re out and about since the dawn of recorded time. At each stop I made it a point to stop and observe what happened whenever men and women were in close proximity to each other. They weren’t even bothering to look at them…at all.
And probably before that as well.” But instead I paused. Now, I know what you might be thinking, but give me some credit here. Anyone who’s smoother than, say, Steve Urkel knows the value of waiting until about four or five seconds after you pass a woman on the street to take a look back at her.
They weren’t even tuned in to the “hottie radar” frequency.