Riles for dating my daughter


(you might watch your back) When my daughter brought her first date home, I made sure I was cleaning my Glock in the living room and said to him:"Young man, please be kind to my daughter, because if you aren't, I don't mind going to prison again! Same guy who retired from special forces as an 05 and has a son who graduated a few years ago from West Point. LOL I feel sorry for this little girls "boyfriends! She'll be lucky if she has a steady BF by the time she's a high school senior! They're dad/daughter activities included each of them getting black belts in Karate and then competing.Imagine being a retired special forces officer and then becoming a competitive black belt.Rule Three : I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their trousers so loose that they appear to be falling off.

Rule Eight : The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. (IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.

Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. I SUGGEST RUNNING.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?

Do anything inappropriate with, or to my daughter and I’ll use you to fertilize my garden.

I’ll have great tomatoes next year, and no one will ever find you”.

My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.